When Tod Browning immortalized sideshow humans in his inimitable 1932 classic "Freaks" , the great-unwashed masses felt a stir deep in the heart of Carny-dom.
One of us, One of us, One of us...
The word carny is thought to have become popularized around 1931 in North America, when it was first colloquially used to describe "one who works at a carnival." The word carnival, originally meaning a "time of merrymaking before Lent," Now the carnivals are all but gone and the sideshow freaks have taken center stage to become the main event.
In a bizarre coincidence, Wrestlemania, the glandular festival of knights, is held every year during Lent. More like a time of money-making during Lent, in this case.
One of us, One of us, One of us...
(If you have never seen the 1932 film "Freaks" you do not know this chant, but trust me, it applies to the WWE Corporation.)
Wrestlemania is the yearly finale to a relentless 12 month cycle of staged brutality and bad acting. The entire big top hoopla is the intellectually challenged brain child of the most successful carny of them all, Vince McMahon.
Vince is a 3rd generation trailer park wrestling promoter and with his kids as the 4th generation carnies, are 95% share holders of the largest and wealthiest carnival side show ever conceived. While the business is built solely upon the lowest common denominator of violence between men, the corporation is run like a cult under charismatic dictators. Everyone who expects to stay in the employ of the great and powerful wizards must tote the party line, and be impressed, supportive and completely enamored of the family and of the 'sport' of pro wrestling. There shall be no snickering.
The family rule the WWE with iron fists and steel hearts. Employees are expected to counter act the inevitable perceptions of carni-ness with overly polite interactions to the point of nausea. An example is the demand that all employees greet any outsiders with big smiles, firm hand shakes and a bizarre requirement that they look the person directly in the eyes and no where else. The fraudulent and compulsory smiling aside, the regimented manor with which they interact is palpably laced with fear.
While the recession forced the corporation to have a 20% across the board layoff, the entire family puts on the Ritz and live the lush life in ways that make Donald Trump appear destitute. Not surprisingly, no amount of chiffon, leather, diamonds and pearls can disguise a carny this pure. The south has risen again and thy name is McMahon.
Basically, these 'shows' are a dramatized melodrama for a primarily blue-collar male audience with some puerile females along for the ride. Much like a soap opera for males. Sadly, there are very often small children in the audience as well. This is congruent to packing a lunch and bringing your family to a public lynching, then over paying for a hangman action figure and toy noose. Here little Billy, go and emulate the nice hangman.
Well, that is, if the public hanging is scripted, rehearsed, back-storied and involved an on going drama around the victim in which several other bad actors pretended to hang each other for the entertainment of the villagers and their mentally challenged children.
To be sure, one must be prepared for such an illustrious event. One must be somewhat naive, and easily entertained. And by easily, I mean if they were to walk past a shiny object, they might be too distracted to get out of the way of a neon painted charging elephant.
That being said, these events can be a challenge to view if you have even the basic high school education. The less you are able to process as a thinking person, the more you will enjoy this carnival of human oddities. The McMahon family owes a great debt to PT Barnum to be sure.
There is an over abundance of brightly colored oak tag signage splattered through out the audience at anyone of these events. Home made symbols of the height of literacy one may expect to attain in this environment. If the audience's tee shirts are not misspelled, consider it a banner evening for the English language.
Millions of dollars, thousands of man hours, hundreds of scripted lines of drivel and a few dozen doses of steroids all make for an amazing spectacle that rivals the most riveting beheading ever hosted at the London Tower. But why?
Why do a vast majority of humans want to pay to see violence? Why is bad behaviour rewarded with fancy cars and oversized homes? We may never know, but wouldn't the McMahon family have salivated to have lived when John Merrick was alive.